I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
It’s actually illegal for anything good to happen in The Fosters
my daisy baby had a seizure and my brother went out (w/o telling my parents and his phone died so shits about to go DOWN for him, fuck) and so i took her out and kept her calm for about an hour and a half, poor bb. :(
john krasinski making high pitched noises
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
we are terrible people